Haiku's of Enlightenment
Haiku's of Enlightenment
Sign said no smoking
There was only room for two
Good thing i wear diapers
Floating asteroid
Back to school sale at the mall
It hurt for a week
Gentle breezes come
Please try not to cook yourself
Some fat guy falls down
There was only room for two
Good thing i wear diapers
Floating asteroid
Back to school sale at the mall
It hurt for a week
Gentle breezes come
Please try not to cook yourself
Some fat guy falls down
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Salmon swim downstream
Salmon live in the ocean
Salmon swim upstream
Salmon live in the ocean
Salmon swim upstream
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I am the Walrus
I am the big Elephant
I am confused now
Richard is the dog
Harry is the Elephant
Who is the Walrus
What am I doing
Might I need alot of help
The doctor said yes
I am the big Elephant
I am confused now
Richard is the dog
Harry is the Elephant
Who is the Walrus
What am I doing
Might I need alot of help
The doctor said yes
~Berylium
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nuked lair
i nod
corpses rot
i nod
corpses rot
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What is a Haiku?
I do not know this, do you?
Should you explain it?
I do not know this, do you?
Should you explain it?
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Greetings Citizen!
Heard any good haikus lately?
Floating asteroid...
Got to buy some school supplies...
You're soaking in it.
Moltar:
Smell the burning flesh
Taste the tangy sulfur air
Volcano season
Zorak:
Mantis green and strong
Deadly pincers razor sharp
Waiting for his chance
Heard any good haikus lately?
Floating asteroid...
Got to buy some school supplies...
You're soaking in it.
Moltar:
Smell the burning flesh
Taste the tangy sulfur air
Volcano season
Zorak:
Mantis green and strong
Deadly pincers razor sharp
Waiting for his chance
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Haiku has 3 lines of 5, 7 and 4 syllables, but people take liberties depending on their mood.
Some variations further restrict the subject matter to commentary on nature, or use nature or the seasons as symbols of the human condition.
When I was very young, far too many years ago than I care to remember, my first love moved away in the fall. My parents said I was being silly for being so sad, that I did not know what love was, etc etc. I still reflect on a haiku I wrote, although its inspiration has changed dramatically over the years as I married and had children of my own.
My warm days have left.
Will our love be remembered?
Youth knows sorrow!
Some variations further restrict the subject matter to commentary on nature, or use nature or the seasons as symbols of the human condition.
When I was very young, far too many years ago than I care to remember, my first love moved away in the fall. My parents said I was being silly for being so sad, that I did not know what love was, etc etc. I still reflect on a haiku I wrote, although its inspiration has changed dramatically over the years as I married and had children of my own.
My warm days have left.
Will our love be remembered?
Youth knows sorrow!
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Here's one that I conjured in only a few seconds. I call it,
Broken Heart Society
The love I had felt
Tearing at my tender soul
It is still with me
With it I am strong
No one understands its might
I am all alone
Power comes from God
I asked for strength many times
Patience is painful
Should this be a sign
I still wait for an answer
Did he forget me
I never knew pain
I know it so closely now
I'm only sixteen
(c) - Crusher 2004
It's unfinished tho.
EDIT- I thought Haiku's had 17 syllables, Line 1 - 5, Line 2 - 7, Line 3 - 5.
Broken Heart Society
The love I had felt
Tearing at my tender soul
It is still with me
With it I am strong
No one understands its might
I am all alone
Power comes from God
I asked for strength many times
Patience is painful
Should this be a sign
I still wait for an answer
Did he forget me
I never knew pain
I know it so closely now
I'm only sixteen
(c) - Crusher 2004
It's unfinished tho.
EDIT- I thought Haiku's had 17 syllables, Line 1 - 5, Line 2 - 7, Line 3 - 5.
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The leaves are falling.
Can I eat the turkey please!
Can I eat it now?
Yea, i thought a Haiku was 5, 7, 5, saw it on my english class wall earlier
Can I eat the turkey please!
Can I eat it now?
Yea, i thought a Haiku was 5, 7, 5, saw it on my english class wall earlier
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It is 5-7-5. Did one many, many moons ago in high school.
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This is a Haiku
Five Seven Five is the style
Haikus are written
Five Seven Five is the style
Haikus are written
SirRoland,
Follower of The Old Code
"Call what you need of me. Ask what you will of me. My sword, my service are yours !"
Follower of The Old Code
"Call what you need of me. Ask what you will of me. My sword, my service are yours !"
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What? I been missing a syllable all these years? I'm gunna hunt down my old Lit teacher and go >phhbbllllt<!
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I pooped a hammer
I pooped a big fat lady
I pooped pumpkin roll
I pooped a big fat lady
I pooped pumpkin roll
--> [Procyon]
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Dogs make scientists
Whoever created ham
Please forgive myself
but wait, there is more
I can't wait for the toaster
it is all ready
and now for the end
the end is very near now
here is the end.....now
Whoever created ham
Please forgive myself
but wait, there is more
I can't wait for the toaster
it is all ready
and now for the end
the end is very near now
here is the end.....now
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i call this, tales of a first time stoner.
The wind stings my skin
it hurts me very badly.
why does it hurt me?
i smoked the green herb
it was called hydro ganja
made me paranoid.
The wind stings my skin
it hurts me very badly.
why does it hurt me?
i smoked the green herb
it was called hydro ganja
made me paranoid.
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Space Ghost coast to coast
The best late show created
Wish it was on air
The best late show created
Wish it was on air
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poor insult withers
unbelieving ear flailing
destiny gambols
unbelieving ear flailing
destiny gambols
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Re: Haiku's of Enlightenment
Little Miss Perfect
Toilet paper on her heel
And no one tells her
Toilet paper on her heel
And no one tells her
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Thread most thought long dead
One refused this sober fate
The interweb weeps
One refused this sober fate
The interweb weeps