A minotaur and a stunner walk into a bar

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A minotaur and a stunner walk into a bar

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Ouch!

Okay the task of this one is to come up with a joke based on the NPCs within the game.
The only rule is; remember to keep the joke PG, no foul lanugage and "suggestive situations".

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A Paladin appearing sickly green after crossing the great Norkian Sea walks inside the Steel Flower. Darwin asks the Paladin if he would like something to drink and eat.

The Paladin would, "Yes I would. But do me one favor."

Darwin replied, "What's that Mr. Paladin?"

The Paladin green and burping with sickly sounds replied, "Package the lunch, save me the trouble and just throw it into the Norkian Sea."

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Two paladin's walk into the SF, to wich Darwin repsonds "Ah, i see the canned food companie has finnished their enw delivery method!"

Bada-dum pssht.
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