The Kingdom of Drakkar

Well, here we are again! I have been away you know, well maybe you didn't know. To make ends meet I have taken a supervisory position in a far away land. Here is a clue to where I went; "Shh, ye hear it? No? Neither do I, but it's out there, no doubt." Yes, it was that kooky old man on the...

It's not easy being a ROCKMAN you know! It is very dank and dirty down in the bowels of the earth. So I took a trip down to have a wash and scrub up in a secluded pool where not many players venture for a bit of peace and quiet. On the way I met the wild eyed NPC; Lecter. He even scares me sometimes...

I overheard a conversation the other day between two players - yes I would call them something else of course, but you would know them as players. They were bemoaning the lack of things to kill once they has destroyed the first flush of my fellow crits in a particular area. These two players were ca...

The Vampires threw a bit of a bash the other day, they invited their close friends - the Skeletons, Wraiths and Harpies. We had a fine old time, the drinks were flowing - although they did look a little too red for my liking. The boys got carried away and drank too much of course, trying to impress ...

Even Betty can swim!

So I was chatting to one of the stunner clan the other day, they are still upset that no one has complemented them on their good looks before killing them. She really didn't know what more she could do to become more aluring, what with the skimpy dress and all her best makeup. They are all thinking ...

Last question too tough or not interesting enough? You know that grinding noise you hear when us Rockmen are about, that's not our doing you know . . . that's our aching joints, we all suffer from terrible arthritis. Umm, OK something closer to home and the game then . . . I often see a human called...

Yes, that's me, old Rocky - "Knobbly Knees" to my friends. I hear you want to know a bit about me and my friends who live under Nork town. Live did I say? More like die all the time when you lot are about! Can you imagine what it's like setting up a home for the wife and kids only to have ...